Sometimes life is shopping for strawberries, but the store only has low-quality strawberries that will be rotten within a few days. And then sometimes life is shopping for toilet paper, but instead of buying the crappy one-ply like you thought you had, it turns out you had picked up the fancy, lacy, embroidered kind instead.
Life gets better son, it always picks up in the end. When your strawberries are rotting, remember that lacy toilet paper. Think about how good it feels in your hands and how soft it is on your derriere. It’s like heaven. There will always be more days with glorious lacy toilet paper.